Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The Albatross of Unemployment
I will view joblessness as a mere pause, a station, a bahnhof, along the way to a more gleaming opportunity, a more fulfilling role, a diverse-destination portfolio of skills delivered but -- this time -- received with more appreciation, as opposed to the view of joblessness that many hold: an albatross of despair and loss and grief; a view I will not ignore, taking the opportunity to feel such anguish but not be vanquished by it, affording myself the chance to practice compassion and understanding, such as understanding Can Man, who wheels his shopping cart around Tipperary Hill, ferreting out discarded bottles and cans for their return value, and who shines with wonder when someone stops, gets out of the car, and surprises him with a crumpled dollar bill proffered in the icy wind.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Albatross Airways
This tops 'em all:
An airline to evacuate just you
and yours beyond the fray:
A community of the few
the proud
the elect.

The Ultimate Albatross.
The Albatross of Solipsism,
transporting you out of the hurricane of commonality.
Commonweal? An archaic word long ago expunged from the flight manual.
Monday, January 14, 2008
The Lap of Luxury
The problem with the looming recession will be that haves will figure they have less to dispense with, and the have-nots will have even less, in the process having more of have-not-ness.
And I comfortably sit typing on a computer keyboard, the biggest hypocrite of all.
I tap away while sitting in the lap of relative luxury (compared to many), but not at a laptop.
And I comfortably sit typing on a computer keyboard, the biggest hypocrite of all.
I tap away while sitting in the lap of relative luxury (compared to many), but not at a laptop.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Uber-Wealthy Word Economy
Arianna Huffington and others have aptly remarked on the fact that our growing cadre of billionaires face rising challenges when it comes to gifts. Well, let's clarify that. There's no end to the possibilities of their giving (and I seriously and sincerely laud the work of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation).
What to get you favorite billionaire?
Hmmm. As noted in The Wall Street Journal: A Triton submarine? Jewels? flashy cars?
How about a commissioned biography for $30,000?
Presumably, said bio would praise its subject lavishly.
There's a more economical yet spiritually enhancing (as well as more capitalistic, for me at least) alternative:
I hereby present this special billionaire's offer:
Haiku for You.
A bargain at $1,700 apiece.
A hundred bucks per syllable.
A bargain at $1,700 apiece.
A hundred bucks per syllable.
(But think of all the free enlightement!)
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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Gluttony
True, I haven't been
at this space
in a while.
at this space
in a while.
May today's surfeit
of gravy and turkey (in U.S.A.) not
drown us from finding
gratitude in the smallest
morsel, a graciousness that leads
to sharing our abundance.
of gravy and turkey (in U.S.A.) not
drown us from finding
gratitude in the smallest
morsel, a graciousness that leads
to sharing our abundance.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Unjust Desserts
I imagine you heard about someone coming up with a $25,000 dessert in New York? The day after someone concocted a $1,000 bagel?
Sounds like one of those zany things in the 1920s, before the . . . well, we won't get into that.
The heavy weight of adundant shallowness.
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